On Joshua 's mention of "only Christians can be Epicureans" see this
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RE: Episode Ninety-Six - The Proof That Pleasure (And Not Virtue) Is the Supreme Good
If someone cares to trace the quotation back to the source, I see it attributed to this;
The Epicurean: A colloquy between Hedonius and Spudaeus, by Desiderius Erasmus [1466-1536]
The Epicurean: A colloquy between Hedonius and Spudaeus, by Desiderius Erasmus [1466-1536]

Joshua
It was Erasmus.