As a wise man TauPhi once said when text auto-correction got the better of him:
"Stop ducking around searching for the meaning in life and start living your life like you ducking mean it."
(This sentiment is probably 58% Epicurean, 42% compelling only to drunk people, 17% non-sense and 100% approved by all the ducks in the nearest pond when uttered out loud at the precise moment of throwing breadcrumbs into the water).